I'm trying to wrap my brain around the events of the last couple days. I feel like I'm in a time warp and all these people I thought I knew have turned into some kind of mindless zombies. Now we vote Obama...Now we vote Hillary...

Bullshit! I'm sorry but I don't drop my prom date at the door once I get to the big dance. Now I'm suppose to choose between the guy who talks in circles and thinks he's the Pied Piper, or the woman who reminds me of my ex-wife. I say that because I have looked at both campaigns and no offense intended but I feel like I have a choice between Erkle and Maude.

Mark Breslin, founder of Yuk-Yuk's comedy clubs, sums it up:

"Comedy is the cry of the intelligent and powerless."

You guys are great at parades and cheerleaders and quarterbacks and frats/sororities. We're the invisible geeks on the periphery, and we generally find it HIL-arious.